Real-life security guard given his own news commentary show on radio - and it’s hilarious

The arrival of the pandemic in early 2020 brought a wave of hardship for most Filipinos. But for a security guard at a Mandalupa City radio station, it brought a career-changing opportunity, as well as a new direction for a long-running local news show.

In March 2020, Al-Nasser “Nash” Joaquino, 23, had been working as the night-shift security guard at Bictor Arnas Dy Broadcasting Center in Barangay Silaway for about two years when the host of the radio station’s morning news show “Tito Mike” Reyes, delivered some bad news. Reyes, 52, informed the station that he would be going into isolation indefinitely to protect himself against a possible coronavirus infection and would not be able to continue his show-hosting duties until the pandemic is resolved.

Real-life former security guard Nash Olayra at the station where he worked night shift before becoming a host.

Unsure of how to proceed, the show’s producer and co-owner of the station, Marivic Arnas, looked around for a replacement host in a last-ditch effort to save the show, Flash Patrol, from being pulled off the air. “Everybody was too scared to risk going to work,” Ms. Arnas recalls. “So I was about to give up when Nash, the night guard at the station, jokingly said he would do it.” For Arnas, Nash's off-the-cuff remark got sparked an idea. “At first I thought there is no way Nash could replace Tito Mike since he mostly just snacks, plays games on his phone and doesn’t follow current events at all. But (Nash) is quite funny. He's always cracking jokes and making people around the station chuckle. Maybe he could pull it off."

It wasn't long before Ms. Arnas realized that Nash’s lack of knowledge about the news (and the world in general) might be the perfect twist to give the show a new lease on life. The only other option would be to cancel the show. "So I asked him if he’d seriously like to try. He thought I was kidding!” After some test recordings to see how well Nash could handle reading headlines and giving improvised commentary, the result was clear to Arnas. "The show worked. I was quite relieved. And a little excited. It's not every day that a security guard gets to host a radio news show."

Nash after his transformation to full-time host of Flash Patrol

Flash Patrol is now airing in Tagalog on seven provincial Magik FM stations around the country. Listeners have so far responded favorably to the show’s lighthearted new direction and folksy, authentic host. “Audiences like how Nash often says what they are thinking. I think he connects with them in a way that they aren’t used to hearing on a regular news show ,” says Arnas. “And Nash is entertaining. He's got a knack for comedy.” Apparently Nash has taken on his new role with enthusiasm. “He’s just happy to be sitting inside with the aircon,” Arnas quips. When asked what will happen to the Flash Patrol should “Tito Mike” Reyes ever decide to return, she chooses her words carefully. “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

You can listen to Flash Patrol Monday-Thursdays mornings on Magik FM stations in Vigan, Laoag, Tacloban, Dipolog, Mandalupa, Lucena and Tuguegarao and or as a podcast for free on Spotify and other podcast apps.